If you are a Baby Boomer or older, chances are that you don’t have a clue what your grandchildren are texting back and forth. It could be state secrets or a recipe for brownies. But there’s good news because a new STC (Senior Texting Code) has been invented so now all of us technically-challenged geezers have our own sneaky way to communicate that not even the smartest fifth-grader could crack; well, maybe.

Below you’ll find the new basic text codes just for seniors; enjoy.

ATD = At the Doctors
BFF = Best Friends Funeral

BTW = Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT = Bring your own teeth
CBM = Covered by Medicare
CUATSC = See you at the Senior Center
DWI = Driving While Incontinent
FWBB = Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW = Forgot Where I Was
FYI = Found Your Insulin
GGPBL = Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA = Got Heartburn Again
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO = Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO = Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL = Living on Lipitor
LWO = Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR = On My Massage Recliner
ROLF-CGU = Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Can’t Get Up
TFT = Texting from Toilet
TTYL = Talk to You Louder
WAITT = Who am I Talking To
WTFA = Wet the Furniture Again
WTP = Where’s the Prunes
TMP = Too Many Prunes
WWNO = Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI = Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Finally, a few abbreviations just for senior golfers:

WTPGFMC = Went to play golf, forgot my clubs
WTPGFMP = Went to play golf, forgot my pants
WTPGFMM = Went to play golf, forgot my mind
WTPGFMWW = Went to play golf, forgot my weed-wacker
WTPGFMMC = Went to play golf, forgot my Medicare card
WTPGFWIPTC = Went to play golf, forgot where I parked the cart

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